Why was the broom late? -- It over swept!

What kind of hair do oceans have? -- Wavy!

What bow can't be tied? -- A rainbow

What runs but never walks? -- Water!

What dog keeps the best time? -- A watch dog     

What flower grows on your face? -- Tulips.

What kind of fish can't swim? -- dead ones

What is the center of gravity? -- The letter V!Why did the clock get sick? -- It was run down!     What has a bottom at the top? -- Your legs!

What's taken before you get it? -- Your picture.       What do ghosts eat for dinner? -- spookghetti

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a chicken ? -- Pooched eggs

What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer? -- The space bar!

How do you make a milk shake? -- You give it a good scare!                    

Why are hurricanes named after girls? -- Ever hear of a himmicane?

What is a tornado?  -- Mother Nature doing the twist!

Why do you go to bed? --'cos the bed won't come to you!

What did one heart say to the other? -- Nothing silly,organs can't talk!

How do you say chocolate in French? -- Chocolate in French!

What did the spider do on the computer? -- Made a  website!                        

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? -- Time to get a new fence!

What starts with a "t", ends with a "t" and is full of tea?--  A teapot!

Why does an elephant wear green sneakers? -- So he can hide in the grass!

What letters are not in the alphabet? -- The ones in the mail, of course!

What did the snake give to his love on their first date? -- A goodnite hiss!         

Why did the boy eat his homework? --  His teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Why is Basketball such a messy sport? -- Because you dribble on the floor!

What are two things you cannot have for breakfast? -- Lunch and dinner.

What did one wall say to the other wall? -- I'll meet you at the corner.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? -- Because it felt crummy.

What did the alien say to the garden? -- Take me to your weeder.

Why was the math book sad? -- Because it had too many problems.

What runs but doesn't get anywhere? -- A refrigerator.

What happens to a hamburger that misses school? -- Lots of ketchup time!

How do you make a hotdog stand? -- Steal its chair!

What did the carpet say to the floor? -- I've got you covered.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? -- A sour puss!

Why do birds fly south for the winter? -- Its easier than walking!

What goes up and down but doesn't move? -- The temperature!

What 2 days of the week start with the letter "T"? -- Today & Tomorrow!

When does a cart come before a horse? -- In the dictionary!

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? -- She couldn't control her pupils!

What did the tie say to the hat? -- You go on ahead, I'll hang around!

What did the stamp say to the envelope? -- Stick with me, we'll go places!

What would you call two banana skins? -- A pair of slippers.

What's red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?  -- A jellycopter!  

Why did the picture go to jail? -- Because it was framed.          

Why did the computer squeak? -- 'Cos someone stepped on it's mouse 

Why did the baby strawberry cry? -- Because his parents were in a jam!

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? -- spare ribs

What is a ghost's favourite dessert? -- Boo-berry pie

Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit? -- both gingernuts

How can you make a glow-worm hapy? -- Cut off its tail, he'll be de-lighted

What do ghosts drink at breakfast? -- coffee with scream and sugar

Why don't mummies take holidays? -- they're worried they'll relax & unwind?

Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? -- to get chocolate milk

What is green and pecks trees? -- Woody Wood Pickle

Where does a general keep his armies? -- up his sleevies

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot? -- a cool walkie talkie

What tops off a ghost's ice-cream sundae? -- whipped scream

What is a ghost's favourite party game? -- hide and go shriek

What do you call a friendly witch? -- a failure

Why did the burglar take a shower? -- he wanted a clean get away

Why doesn't the sea spill over the earth? -- it is tied

How do witches keep their hair out of place? -- with scare spray

What do ghosts drink at breakfast? -- coffee with scream and sugar

What do baby witches play with ? -- deady bears

Why didn't the worms go onto the ark in an apple? -- they had to go in pairs

What happened when the owl lost his voice? -- ?he didn't give a hoot

Why don't angry witches fly their brooms? -- they might fly off the handle

How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern? -- with a pumpkin patch  

What do skeletons say before dining? -- Bone appetit

What is a ghost's favourite fruit? -- Boo-berries

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses ? -- Her pupils were so bright. 

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