Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich ? Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls ? --- they couldn't spell their names ! How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon ?-- just one if it's long enough ! Who invented fractions ? -- Henry the 1/8 ! What do you call the pub on Mars? -- A Mars Bar! |  Click the cat to go back to the other Joke Page again. |
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What is a polygon ? -- A dead parrot ! What does "Minimum" mean ? -- A very small mother ! What does "Maximum" mean ? -- A very big mother ! What sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? -- A kipper ! Who invented fire ? -- Some bright spark !What kind of fish can't swim ? -- Dead ones ! What is the most slippery country in the world ? -- Greece ! If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five ? -- Nine ! What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea ? -- It gets wet ! If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get ? -- Missile toe ! What is the quickest way to double your money ? -- Fold it in half ! Why do birds fly south in the winter ? -- Because it's too far to walk ! What is the fruitiest lesson ? -- History, because it's full of dates ! What sort of animal is a slug ? -- A snail with a housing problem ! What is a skeleton ? -- Bones, with the person off ! What do monsters make with cars? -- Traffic Jam Why did the pony cough? -- He was a little hoarse! Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches? -- In a Launch box Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? -- He had no body to go with! What do sheep do on sunny days? -- Have a baa - baa - cue! Where does success come before work ? -- In the dictionary ! What is the best hand to write with ? -- Neither - it's best to write with a pen !
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